Match #1 - Buscus Brawl: Midnightlight (c) vs. anilEhilated Edit
Winner: anilEhilated by Submission
Plot: Eclectic Tastes, Dash Rendar, Interrupter Jones and IGgy all announce their dumb stables.
Match #2 - One on One: Boob Marley vs. Interrupter Jones Edit
Winner: Interrupter Jones by Pinfall
Plot: BNF tries to take the titles from Immortan Joe, seeing as his partner is dead. Joe refuses. He instead opts to defend the co-comm titles in a handicap match
Match #3 - Finisher Match: Flamander vs. Gryph Hammer Edit
Winner: Gryph wins by finisher
Plot: For some weird reason Eclectic Tastes and Punchy are being interviewed, Punchy doesn't want to kick someone's penis and ET has some stupid reason to want to fight Punchy again.
Match #4 - One on One: Punchy vs. Eclectic Tastes Edit
Winner: Punchy wins by punches and pinfall
Match #5 - One on One: Divine Coffee Binge vs. Grim Darkflame Edit
Winner: Grim Darkflame wins by Pinfall
Plot: anilEhilated talks about some conspiracy he just made up in the ring. He is removed by the Security.
Match #6 - Co-Comm title match: Immortan Joe and Nobody because Lazyfire is dead vs. Cat & Food (Sterv and Simsmagic) Edit
Winner: Immortan Joe wins by Pinfall, holy shit!
Winner: John Cena wins by Submission after being hit by the worm twice.