|Forum Name||BFC (SA), BFC 9000 (LPF)|
|Ring Announcer Name?||Chicken Chicken Chicken Chicken (s1)|
|Ring Intro Music|
|From Forum(s)||LPF, SA|
|Biggest Enemy||The entire population of Turkey|
| LPFWA Champion
2013-09-14 - 2013-09-28
2013-09-21 - 2013-10-12
|Past Mr. Money in the Bank|
"I am going to peck your FUCKING eyes out."
BFC (also known as TheKingdomofBirthday and Chicken Chicken Chicken CHICKEN!) has been around LPF for quite a while. His first LP was of like Fedora Spade or something, which he didn't finish, then he did an LP of Harmony of Dissonance, which he also didn't finish. In fact, he has yet to finish a proper LP.
Despite (or perhaps because of) his inability to update LPs, he has been made a member of the LPF Feedback Crew, and gives some pretty solid advice.
In LPFWA Season TwoEdit
Talcott Cargo appeared in the ten year anniversary reunion show, fighting against Atsl McFluffybottom. Observers agree that, though Talcott lost, it was one of the closest, most entertaining matches of the night.
Talcott's second match was in the first round of the tournament, on June 6, fighting against Nuffkins and Big Scary Owl. BFC tried putting on a fight, but it is really hard to fight against a dinosaur and a fucking huge bird of prey. One of the animals' claws got in his eye, popping it in the process.
In LPFWA Season OneEdit
BFC is everyone's favorite jobber. He was eliminated fourth in his debut match, a Battle Royal, and he carried his team in a Co-Comm title match he was in with jobber Speedyard against Krimsh and proven beast BNF, and very nearly won. His third match was for the first Money in the Bank match, against then-current LPFWA champion QuantumCrayons, then-Featured LPer Kadorhal, Cyrekk, the dangerous Succinct and Punchy, and Mecca Prime, yet against all odds, BFC climbed the ladder and became LPF's very first Mr. Money in the Bank.
Non Royal Rumble RecordEdit
|2023-08-01||Frosty the Dragon||Standard||Loss||2-7-0||2-6-0 (25%)|
|2023-07-25||Junpei Hyde||TLC||Loss||2-6-0||2-5-0 (28.5%)|
|2023-07-05||Zore||Standard||Win||2-5-0||2-4-0 (33%)||Buscus Brawl|
|2023-06-20||IGgy IGsen||Standard||Loss||1-5-0||1-4-0 (20%)||Lost by KO|
|2023-06-20||BFC or Talcott Cargo||Cage||Loss?||1-4-0||1-3-0 (25%)||Became BFC|
|2023-06-13||Big Noodle Fucker||Standard||Loss||0-3-0||0-2-0 (0%)|
|2023-06-06||Nuffkins, Big Scary Owl||Finisher||Loss||0-2-0||0-1-0 (0%)||Lost an eye.|
|2023-05-23||Atsl McFluffybottom||Standard||Loss||0-1-0||0-1-0 (0%)||Really close.|
|2013-11-30||JimDaddy||Standard||Win||5-8-0||4-4-0(50%)||Broke the ring|
|2013-09-28||SoapyNome||LMS||Loss||2-7-0||1-4-0(20%)||For LPF title|
|2013-09-21||Junpei Hyde||Standard||Loss||2-6-0||1-3-0(25%)||For Buscus|
|2013-09-14||SoapyNome||Standard||Win||2-5-0||1-2-0(33.3%)||Cashed in MitB|
|2013-08-03||QC,Cy,SaP,Kad, Mec||MitB||Win||1-2-0||0-0-0(0%)||It's ironic.|
|2013-07-27||BNF and Krimsh||Standard||Loss||0-2-0||0-0-0(0%)||Did well.|