Eclectic Tastes
Forum Name EclecticTastes
Ring Announcer Name? "Groovy Disaster" Joe Brown
Billed From? Boston, Massachusetts
Debut 2023-07-25
Ring Intro Music

"One Step Beyond" by Madness

From Forum(s) SomethingAwful
Status Active
Impression Face
Current Stable Order of Radical Athletes
Featured LPer

2023-10-03 - 2023-10-24

EclecticTastes is a member of the SomethingAwful dot com internet comedy forum. He mostly plays tabletop games, but sometimes he posts in Let's Play threads.

Eclectic Tastes, the wrestler (born Joseph Superfly Brown, Cambridge, MA, 1989), is more workplace hazard than man. His moves are all implausibly high-flying and impractical, resulting in the highest rate of injury in the LPFWA. Booking him for a single match causes the association's health insurance premiums to double, a fact that has been speculated as the reason behind his lack of matches this season. He is no longer permitted in cage matches, following the death of every wrestler to face him in one, due to traumatic neck injury. His fans, the Tasters, recognized by their royal purple shirts, continue to fill the stadium week after week, hoping to see Eclectic Tastes wrestle. His legal representation in the many wrongful death and injury lawsuits against him, both past and pending, is provided by Slamowitz, Punchman, and Fistgerald.

In LPFWA Season 2 Edit

Eclectic Tastes' first match of the season was his first appearance in three years, following his ill-fated inclusion in the 2020 Royal Rumble, which ended in the deaths of everyone involved, including Krimsh, again. The match was against Dash Rendar, who miraculously survived his crushing defeat by standing shiranui.   

Non Royal Rumble Record Edit

Season Two Edit

Date Opponent(s) Type Result Record 1v1 Notes
2023-11-14 IGgy IGsen Falls Count Anywhere Loss 3-5-0 2-5-0 (29%) True Form match
2023-11-07 Atsl McFluffybottom & Interrupter Jones Tag-Team Win 3-4-0 2-4-0 (33%) With Junpei Hyde
2023-10-24 Junpei Hyde Standard Loss 2-4-0 2-4-0 (33%)
2023-10-03 Gryph Hammer Standard Win 2-3-0 2-3-0 (40%) Superstar title match
2023-09-26 Boob Marley Submission Match Loss 1-3-0 1-3-0 (25%)
2023-09-12 Succinct and Punchy Standard Loss 1-2-0 1-2-0 (33%)
2023-08-29 Succinct and Punchy Standard Loss 1-1-0 1-1-0 (50%)
2023-07-25 Dash Rendar Standard Win 1-0-0 1-0-0 (100%)