|Ring Announcer Name?||Poker-Crazies|
|Ring Intro Music|
2013-07-20 - Present
PokeCrysis is an "LPer" who is notable for taking huge amounts of time between LPs and rarely finishing them. His hair is actually that bad.
He dubuted in an unofficial, unaired match with BFC and Frosty The Dragon that never happened from which he emerged victorious despite taking the most damage. It is suspected that he was annoyed at how bad his hair looked. As his entrance theme may indicate, he believes himself to be a longtime friend of whomever he fights. Even if he's never met them before.Yeah.
He is a past holder of the Buscus Title, having won it from Fruitsniffer in his first official match. He lost the title in his first defense on 2013-08-03 against Northernlion. He has appeared in the story once, when Grawl yelled at (fuck, I can't remember) for bringing the Buscus holder into her office.
Non Royal Rumble RecordEdit
|2013-08-10||Northernlion||Standard||Win||1 - 1 - 0 (50%)||1 - 1 - 0 (50%)|
|2013-07-20||Fruitsniffer||Standard||Loss||0 - 1 - 0 (0%)||0 - 1 - 0 (0%)||'Won' the Buscus|