#1 Buscus Brawl: Midnightlight vs. Zore Edit
Yeah, it's Zore again. Winner: Midnightlight by Pinfall
Plot: People talk about their stables, everyone has a stable. They realize maybe this doesn't work.
#2 One on one - "Submission": Fruitsniffer vs. Oblivion937593 Edit
Winner: Oblivion won the submission match by pinfall
Plot: Eclectic Tastes reads from a script, but Gryph didn't get the script so Gryph improvises. Gryph and Tastes are now feuding, I guess, on November 3rd. (Translators Note: November means October)
#3 One on one - Extreme Rules: Schir vs. Jobbo Fett Edit
Plot: Rumors have spread that most people are abandoning their one-man stables, so they just join the most popular ones. (The ambulance in the background is actually a fridge)
Winner: Danaru wins by Submission
#6 LP Superstar Title Match: Pomp vs. Gryph Hammer Edit
Plot: Dash is depressed no one joins his stable. But then Galen shows up and saves the day. He convinced people to join, Dash is in the game now! (The ambulance in the background is actually an ambulance)
(The plan is for Cena to win the Buscus but don't tell him that) Winner: Spoiler: John Cena wins.
Winner: Zore Punches John Cena in the Dick nine times.